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If.....If Jeff the Killer called me....
Me:Who the hell is callin' me, I'm tryin' to read some Yaoi... *picks up phone* WHO IS DIS?
Jeff:WHO DA HELL IS DIS?
Me:WHO DA HELL IS YOU?
Jeff:WHO DA HELL IS YOU?
Me:WHO IS YOU HELL?
Jeff:HELL IS YOU WHO?
Me:WHO IS HELL YOU?
Jeff:IS YOU HELL WHO?
Me:HELL IS YOU WHO?
Jeff:IS YOU THE HELL WHO?
Me: NOW C'MON TELL MEH WHO DA HELL IS DIS.
Jeff: Now come on, its yo boy JefferyBro. I wuz callin to see if you funnawannagonna go to the park with me and find some thugdaddies to kill. Are you down with me?
Me: Mm-hm Le'ggo!
The Bound Ones (Jack X Liu) Ch. 2"I see....So Jack is interested in becoming young Liu's partner?"

"That's right, Master." Hoodie stood in Slender's chamber, hoping that he would allow the two to be together. Jack had been extremely lonely since his friend BOB was sent back to their old master, Enderman. Slender turned.

"Very well. Send the two on a trial mission. I want to see how well the two can work together."

"Yes, Master." Hoodie bowed and headed for the door.

"Oh, Hoodie?"

"Yes, Master?"

"Keep an eye on Masky. If he gets any sicker, you know what to do."

"....Yes." Hoodie walked out. "Liu! Jack! Downstairs!" He called out as he walked through the hall. The two
.: Sleepless CH1 :.I wake up to the sound of my parents. Dim sunlight shines through my curtains.

They are having a conversation; a very loud, angry one. One I call a heartless argument.

My parents have been fighting a lot lately; my mom lost her job somehow, a reason she won't tell me. My dad has been extremely - and when I mean extremely, it's what I say - furious. Outraged. Almost every night, my parents scream at each other for hours and hours. It gets annoying and sorrow penetrates my heart when I hear my mom sobbing in the distance. When I come back from school, my parents are completely silent, even if I try to talk to them. I can feel them both slippi
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Jeff gets a Facebook

:iconprominaj:

Riiiiing Riiiing
Ben: Hello?
Jeff: Hey Ben, it's me Jeff.
Ben: Hey Jeff!
Jeff: You know that bitch named Slenderbitch?
Ben: *smacks lips* Yeah boy I know that bitch!
Jeff: *smacks lips* Well you know what he did?
Ben: *smacks lips* No boy, what?
Jeff: *smacks lips* Dat bitch ain't like my status!
Ben: *smacks lips*
Jeff: *smacks lips*
Ben: *smacks lips*
Jeff: *smacks lips*
Ben: *smacks lips*
Jeff: *smacks lips*
Me: JEFF CALM ALL DAT LIP-SMACKIN' DOWN, THIS AIN'T NO TWERK TEAM. DA HELL YOU THANK DIS IZ?
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~Akakyoak May 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff- Like my status if you a pimp! (Picture of Pimp Slendy) AHAHAHA!
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~goldenrainfalling Mar 24, 2013
Dude I saw that video!
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~cuppercakies Mar 2, 2013
okay... appearently this me and my friend xD
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~fulldarckness12 Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
LOL i saw the video and started doing it to my sisters
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~MemeSkyKitten247 Jan 1, 2013   Digital Artist
OMG I SAW THAT VIDEO!!!!.....



















And I loved it :stare:
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~Squirrelrant Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff: LIKE MY STATUS IF YOU LOVE TO FILM YOURSELFFF!!

I LOVE TO FILM MY FUCKING SELF
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*nacklover9 Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff: like my status and I.won't. do it! * hold.knife to my little ponies neck XD
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~Prominaj Jan 1, 2013
Ahhhhhhhh, she gets it! :highfive:
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~CatelynnSama Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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~Blaze-5 Jan 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Jeff: Do you like this booty? Like my status!

:XD:
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